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The 11 best jokes from jerry seinfeld’s new book
Over 45 years, whenever Jerry Seinfeld came up with an idea for a routine, he jotted it down. The style and subject matter of the jokes change with time, but Seinfeld tells readers his reason for coming up with new material has always remained the same. He missed a couple Frisbees at the picnic. We had to trim his hours.
Do they need keys to start the plane? I, uh … this is so embarrassing … I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. I saw a study that said the No. That means to most people, if you have to go to a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces? Leader of the Free World? It sounds like something I would be good at.
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Where else am I going to get money? Am I going to walk into Chase Manhattan? Beat it, four eyes. You cannot lose that job. No matter how bad you did.
64 of the funniest seinfeld quotes to sum up everyday life as the sitcom turns 30
Public speaking I saw a study that said the No. Death is No. How in the world is that? Doctor recommendation People love to recommend their doctor to you. But they really push them on you. The absolute best.
Where are these doctors? What kind of person is this? Who could be friends with this person? Nobody on TV is just watching TV. Some people on TV are having a little too much fun. The soda commercial people.
Jumping, laughing, hugging. Where does all this enthusiasm come from?
We have soda! Go Back.
Enjoy it! Trying to re-create all the same responses you had the first time. They have all kinds of exhibits about the astronauts. They show you the food they ate and everything.
No charge. I could lend it to you. Bathrobe, slippers, Colgate in his hand.
You can tell just by the greeting cards. They have a whole section of greeting cards now with no writing inside.
You think of something, pal. BBC damaged its reputation in Princess Diana interview scandal.
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